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Five To One
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BLeafe:
Besides being the name of a great old Doors' song, it's also the ratio of unavailable Sunday Services parking spaces to trucks at the Second Reformed Church after someone left a moving van parked across five spaces on Saturday evening.
After he tooketh away, the Lord caused something to be bestowed upon his windshield (third picture).
"But your Honor, how was I supposed to know that people go to church on Sunday?"
Clicketh to make bountiful:
Homer Jones:
And the driver would say to the judge:
You know that it would be untrue
You know that I would be a liar
If I were to say to you
My truck just had a flat tire..........
BLeafe:
People are strange.
Editor:
This is the end (of The Doors references, unless someone else comes up with something really clever).
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