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« on: August 22, 2021, 01:38:23 PM »
HACKENSACK CHRONICLE'S LAWSUIT EDITION
Greedy lawyers hope to cash in on a mask fight, spilled marinara
The front page of the Hackensack Chronicle on Friday (Aug. 21, 2021) carried "news" of two lawsuits in state Superior Court in Hackensack.
The first suit involves "a woman who broke her leg over a face mask dispute" in Staples "last year."
I'm not sure how you can break your leg "over" a dispute, but lawyers desperate for collecting up to one-third of big judgments will find anyway to get their clients into court.
The second suit was filed by a woman who claims she was scalded by spilled marinara in a takeout order from Brooklyn's Coal Burning Brick Oven Pizza in Hackensack.
Tom Nobile, who wrote both stories, doesn't explain why the plaintiff had "the scalding hot sauce on her lap while driving home with a takeout order." Her husband apparently was driving, but that isn't clear from the story.
Both stories raise more questions then they answer.
The Gannett editors who put out the Chronicle by reprinting stories from The Record probably thought this was a strong "local news" front page.
The real news is that legal fees are a scandal.
They're totally unregulated by the courts, because all of the judges were themselves lawyers chasing big judgments and charging their clients hundreds of dollars an hour before they were appointed,.