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General Category => Hackensack Discussion => Topic started by: BLeafe on August 30, 2014, 12:31:25 AM
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Baaaaaaaaaa, Bruuuuuuuuuuuce!
The only thing missing were some giant speakers cranking out the "Sheep" outro - one of the best Pink Floyd guitar riffs ever (mp3 is below).
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Wall Street has a bull as a landmark; maybe they can put this sheep on the "new Green" as a new landmark behind the cultural center. Just a thought.
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Maybe we should get a whole flock to keep the grass trimmed. They could double as a petting zoo to bring in extra money.
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For a few grand for a few sheep the area can be transformed from an asphalt jungle to a pastoral setting.
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And to keep it that way, we'll have to keep people away from it. And then the concept should be expanded citywide.
It would only be a matter of time before the state, the country, and the world catch on.
With all the people gone, life can start all over again, thanks to Bruce the Bed King and his sheep, who put us all to eternal sleep.
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And in honor of Hackensack's proud political heritage, I propose a plaque be placed adjacent to the grazing area with the following inscription:
BEWARE WOLVES IN SHEEP'S CLOTHING
Obviously the wording would be open to interpretation.