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General Category => Hackensack Discussion => Topic started by: BLeafe on September 17, 2018, 01:40:24 pm

Title: Five To One
Post by: BLeafe on September 17, 2018, 01:40:24 pm
Besides being the name of a great old Doors' song, it's also the ratio of unavailable Sunday Services parking spaces to trucks at the Second Reformed Church after someone left a moving van parked across five spaces on Saturday evening.

After he tooketh away, the Lord caused something to be bestowed upon his windshield (third picture).

"But your Honor, how was I supposed to know that people go to church on Sunday?"



Clicketh to make bountiful:


Title: Re: Five To One
Post by: Homer Jones on September 17, 2018, 03:37:19 pm
And the driver would say to the judge:

You know that it would be untrue
You know that I would be a liar
If I were to say to you
My truck just had a flat tire..........
Title: Re: Five To One
Post by: BLeafe on September 17, 2018, 04:04:37 pm
People are strange.


Title: Re: Five To One
Post by: Editor on September 17, 2018, 10:10:46 pm
This is the end (of The Doors references, unless someone else comes up with something really clever).