You know those evil red plastic bags that are always trying to harm innocent female nursing students? Neither do I, but one was spotted this afternoon in the parking lot outside my window as it detected a group of potential victims.
It closed in fast...
...and pounced as the students fled just in time to the Allied Nursing School across the street.
It flew into a rage at this just-missed opportunity...
...and then realized that dozens of other opportunities awaited just on the other side of State St, so off it went.
Will it double as a...........?
Don't ask me - the camera writes the stories.
