1,2. Drunken driving and drunken walking (trail zigzags from upper right corner to lower left corner)
3,4,5. Trudging through the storms
6,7,8. Snow removal
9. Free parking?
10. Picture of blanco nada
11,12,13. You'd think that every driver in the Northeast would own an ice scraper (and gloves) by now, but I guess an old magazine is cheaper and, unfortunately, immediately disposable.
14,15. You'd think that every man and woman in the Northeast would know how to dress appropriately during Winter snowstorms by now, but.................