Hmmm.............here's an interesting last-sentence quote from someone you know and respect:
Yes, of course. Bob's Discount Furniture is the big competitor of local furniture and bedding stores everywhere. Not to be confused with Bob's stores, which even I did as a customer.
It's interesting how many consumer complaints they have.
I am very happy with all my Bob's furniture, and they even came out to fix the dining room table that I damaged a few weeks after buying it, when I was moving it. They didn't charge me a dime for it even though it was completely my fault. I would recommend them to anybody looking for intermediate quality furniture, at rock bottom prices. I'm not ready to call for "Bob for President", but if I wanted a business leader to run this country, I would certainly vote for him before The Donald.
Well, since he's a better businessman, let's get the ball rolling for Bob - the superior choice!
According to the below images, he can look presidential, he knows how to do presidential stuff like cut ribbons and stand in front of flags, so he's much more qualified. Plus, he's not orange (though he could stand to lose some yellow).
BTW - I hope everyone is familiar with a prophetic 2006 movie called "Idiocracy". If you can't watch it, at least Google it.