Let's by a little more objective regarding the good and bad qualities of Hackensack, Minnesota.
There's probably not too many high-paying jobs, and you might have to drive 100 miles to reach a supermarket. From a single guy's perspective, the dating scene there is clearly limited, especially if you like women of all different flavors. But from the postcard it looks like a quiet little lakefront town. And chances are it's not under the armpit of an airport with a landing every 48 seconds. Lots of open space, lots of trees, clean air, and not too much crime. These are all great things. We could probably learn a few things from them.
It might be a good place to retire. Find your honey here in NJ before you move there.